1B
Total Supply
One billion $VLAD. No more will ever be printed. We are not a central bank.
Certificate of Absolute Degeneracy · Robinhood Chain
One coin. One chart. One direction (emotionally, at least). $VLAD is a community parody token with zero utility, zero promises, and a tie that never loosens.
Exhibit A
Technical analysis performed by a golden retriever with a ruler. Every candle audited by vibes. Past performance is imaginary and future performance is a rumor.
Exhibit B
Simple enough to explain to your uncle at Thanksgiving, right before he asks you to fix his printer.
One billion $VLAD. No more will ever be printed. We are not a central bank.
Taxation without representation? Not on this chain.
Liquidity locked and the key thrown into a very deep spreadsheet.
None. Zero. It's a meme. The utility is the friends we liquidated along the way.
Exhibit C
Set up any wallet compatible with Robinhood Chain. Write down your seed phrase somewhere your cat can't eat it.
Move a small amount of ETH onto Robinhood Chain. Only bridge what you can happily lose to the meme gods.
Paste the contract address into your favorite DEX on the chain. Double-check the CA — impostor Vlads roam these streets.
Congratulations. You are now a certified suit. Adjust your imaginary tie and hold.
Exhibit D
Rigorously planned. Loosely followed.